[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019

[Charlet]

I got pulled over by the police — He came to the window and said “papers.” … ……I said “scissors, I win” — and drove off … ……He must be desperate for a rematch as he’s been chasing me for ages!

 

[Charlet]

*mime becomes more frantic*

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. And today I asked her to marry me. She said no on both occasions.

 

[Charlet]

A little girl opens the door to find a priest with a collection tin.“What can I do for you, Father?”“I’m collecting for the orphanage.”“Just a moment,” says the little girl, closing the door.The priest waits patiently, then suddenly hears first one gunshot, then another. The little girl returns to the door and says:“OK, you can take me now

 

[Charlet]

*smirks evilly* you won’t win.

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

I‘ve just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There’s no menu, we just give you what you deserve.

 

[Charlet]

My mate just said to me, “If you became invisible, what would you do first?”I said, “I’d go to Paris, find a performing street mime and beat him to death; the round of applause he’d get would be astounding.

 

[Charlet]

*mime passes out from lack of oxygen*

 

[Charlet]

Oh no I killed the mime

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

I thought I’d tell you a brilliant time travel joke, but you didn’t like it.

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

*whiletime traveling gets mime out of glass case*

 

[Charlet]

Hey