[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019

[Tenchi Masaki]

How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream.

 

[Charlet]

There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA.The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

What did the grape say when he was pinched? Nothing he just gave a little wine.

 

[Charlet]

Am I making the mime laugh or you

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

He was laughing but I think he’s not moving anymore

 

[Charlet]

*stares at mime-8

 

[Charlet]

I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask waaaay too many personal questionsLike, “who’s blood is this”, and “where did you get it

 

[Charlet]

What I stole the blood from the black market

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it? An envelope

 

[Charlet]

My uncle always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.”One day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money.It was my uncle

 

[Charlet]

mime snorts

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.