[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019

[Lucy]

Dang, Laverna. Chill girl.

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

*They look around seeing they are back at the hug event and being consummate professionals they keep filming*

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Female Reporter: “That was amazing! Our station is telling us they set a record for “Highest altitude reached via explosives” in this state! That’s three records I am happy to report to you home viewers!”

 

[Laverna]

*stabs. Tree*

 

[Lucy]

Why are you stabbing that poor tree my dear, @Laverna?

 

[Laverna]

It knows

 

[Lucy]

What do you call A chicken looking at a salad?

 

[Lucy]

A: A Chicken sees her salad

 

[Laverna]

Bad joke lol

 

[Lucy]

puns are my favorites

 

[Laverna]

It wasn’t very punny

 

[Lucy]

maybe this one is better? I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.