[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019

[Charlet]

its been a whole year since the carmen reboot

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Good morning!

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

*turns radio to cyber death metal* The Greatest Net Swordsman

 

[Claire Yeon]

@Emma Bezzle, I have an accounting question for you next time you are available.

 

[Emma Bezzle]

@Claire Yeon, of course. Fire away.

 

[Claire Yeon]

What sort of tax documents does VILE provide? I had planned on routing my earnings through my business, but I will probably need your help creating a 1099 for that.

 

[Claire Yeon]

It seems I may need to apply for a mortgage either this year or next, and uncomfortable question tend to arise when the bulk of your assets are held in offshore accounts.

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

@Claire Yeon You could claim @Charlet as a dependant... Wait, I could do that since she's at Home 01 too.

 

[Claire Yeon]

If either one of us is to claim her, we would have to show that she meets the requirements. I suppose Emma could cook the books in such a way that it looks like she is an eligible dependent, but that might create more problems than it solves.

 

[Claire Yeon]

For your part, I doubt either my people or yours would look favorably upon you claiming a VILE-affiliated individual as a dependent, especially if it means proprietary information needs to be exchanged.

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

For your part, I doubt either my people or yours would look favorably upon you claiming a VILE-affiliated individual as a dependent, especially if it means proprietary information needs to be exchanged.

I understand what the words in this sentence mean, yet I do not understand this sentence.

 

[Claire Yeon]

@Jacqueline Hyde it means that even though @Chase depends on you, you can't claim him as a dependent. Or, at least, talk to HR before you do.