I was having brunch with an American friend when two American tourists came in asking for directions. We spoke to them kindly, they thanked us, and as we parted ways, my friend whispered under her breath "They're so loud, these Americans."
Until I played one of the Carmen games from 1995 with Lynn Thigpen, and I found a note left behind from one of her agents, I didn't realize that Carmen pays her people too Lol