[Chat Log] March 1, 2019

[Neb]

Also know as cat snakes

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

@Chase kind of a low bar to clear

 

[Chase]

Agreed on the low bar.

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

ah yes, cat snakes, water dogs, trash pandas... all the important animals

 

[Chase]

Put a ferret in a tunnel and letting it pick a side might be better decision-making, really.

 

[Morgan]

That reminds me of trash collectors as a vital part in a city's ecosystem.

 

[Chase]

Not an odd connection to make. Especially since you're in SE Asia right now.

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

*walks up to hmh's ceo* hello, did you know a ferret in a tunnel could do your job better than you? thanks for coming to my ted talk.

 

[Chase]

How much for tickets to this TED Talk?

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

this particular ted talk? FREE.

 

[Chase]

With hidden costs, particularly for HMH?

 

[Jacqueline Hyde]

no, i want them to come and hear how terrible they are