[Chat Log] March 1, 2019

[Ken U Belevitt]

Hello outside world

 

[Eugene]

Hey Ken.

 

[Ken U Belevitt]

The snow is coming down heavy in the Denver metro. I'm snowed in!

 

[Zack]

Sounds like a conspiracy Ken... does someone want you to be snowed in?

 

[Ken U Belevitt]

Maybe. Classes cancelled. Major highways shuttered. No access to the grocery.

 

[Ken U Belevitt]

I think I could suspect a government weather machine, or perhaps a conspiracy to tilt the Earth's access.

 

[Chase]

@Zack, stop feeding conspiracy theories to the conspiracy theorist.

 

[Ken U Belevitt]

Who needs other peoples' conspiracies. Really, I got plenty of my own. I'm the conspiracy laureate over here.

 

[Eugene]

So what is the prevailing conspiracy theory about this recent spate of 737 groundings?

 

[Ken U Belevitt]

There's a large deposit of iron ore that terrorists have built a silo around and are converting into a giant electro magnet using several hundred car batteries.

 

[Ken U Belevitt]

the 737s are especially vulnerable because someone seriously cheaped on the material they used to build the bottom chassis.

 

[Chase]

Sounds legit.