[Chat Log] April-May 2019

[Tenchi Masaki]

Your boss did steal a beach once you know

 

[Jon Eckart]

Although, I did work at a place that routinely threw lightning 20 feet across a room, vaporized pop cans, and had three quarter-million dollar CNC machines, and a 10 foot tall robot

 

[Jon Eckart]

How would you steal a bed of nails, and why... *shakes head* some people's kids and their mis-spent youth

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

You could try a bean bag contest

 

[Charlet]

Anyone want the list of weirdest irl heists?

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Yes that would make a great read

 

[Charlet]

5 Heists So Bizarre, They Sound Made Up — The Modern Rogue

by Justin Crockett - A guy breaks into museums to hang his own art. A group of thieves steal an entire bridge. Some heists are just too weird to not love.

www.themodernrogue.com

 

[Charlet]

Priceless Jewels, Sharks, Inflatable Colons: The Best Heists Of 2018

Wait until you hear about the bull semen heist.

uproxx.com

 

[Charlet]

These sound like vile. But we had nothing to do with them I swear

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

They do feel like of copycat heists by wannabe Carmen losers

 

[Charlet]

I felt like it when the Lorax statue

 

[Jon Eckart]

LMAO at these guys stealing a church