Tenchi Masaki
ACME Ace Detective, Inventor
- Best answers
- 1
- AMA
- findcarmen.com
- Known Aliases
- Tenko(don't ask), Kami Jack, Guy Smart, Tenten
- Color #
- 035096
This story was approved by the production code administration of the storybook Producers & Distributors of America. Certificate NO.401
Released as declassified information under permission by the Northern Intelligence Administration for the purpose of a reading or audiobook series of formatted bedtime stories to help children sleep.
Jack B. Nimble………..Tenchi Masaki
Mary Contrary……………..Kylie Griffin
Tom Piper.……………………….Himself
Little Bo Peep……..……………Herself
Silas Barnaby…………………Himself
Georgie Porgy………………..Himself
The Jester……………Theodore West
Walter Wiley………………….Himself
Charlet Saylor………….…….Herself
Laverna Heist…………..…….Herself
Carmen Sandiego……….….Herself
Zack Monaghan………..….Himself
Ivy Monaghan…………..….Herself
Tatiana Cerileva Ezrin……..Herself
Paige Turner……..………….Herself
Sachi Karin…………………..Herself
Candy Corn……………..……Herself
Cabochon Diamond……….Herself
Ruslan………………………....Himself
Anya White………………….Herself
Pecos Bill……………………..Himself
D.Va…………………………….Herself
Pretty Bomber………………Herself
Miss Honey………………..…Herself
Kotetsu………………………..Himself
Bagura………………………..Himself
Nancy Drew…………………Herself
Jenny Leclue…………….….Herself
Carson Drew………………Himself
Phoenix Wright……………Himself
Apollo Justice…………….Himself
Everett Dred……………….Himself
Casey Hughes………………Himself
Humpty Dumpty..………Himself
And
Bill Paxton as the Toymail boss
The Emblem Warriors
Marth……………………….Himself
Ike……………………………Himself
Roy………………………….Himself
Lucina……………………Herself
Robin……………………..Himself
S.T.E.A.M.
Henry Fleming……….......Himself
John Henry………......…...Himself
Tom Sawyer…….………….Himself
Dorothy Gale………………..Herself
Scarecrow……………………Himself
Tin Man………………………Himself
Lion……………………………..Himself
The Fox………………………Herself
Queequeg……………………Himself
Randolph Carter………...Himself
Califia………………………..Herself
The Five Dastardly Bombers
Plasma Bomber………………..Himself
Golem Bomber……..…….……Himself
Magnet Bomber………….…….Himself
Phantom Bomber………………Himself
Elf Troopers
Red Trooper
Black Trooper
Blue Trooper
Pink Trooper
Yellow Trooper
Special Guests
The Nutcracker Prince……….………………………Hans
Queen Anne of Hearts……………………………….Anne
Ole King Cole…………………………………………..Cole
The Little Old Lady who Lived in a Shoe………………………Mother Hubbard
The Lord of Toys the, Santa Claus…………………………………….Saint Nicholas Claus
We find ourselves in Toyland once more. The sinister forces that befell the city were driven out by courageous children Ruslan and Charlet. While in their world, years have passed, in Toyland, it has only been a little while since that fateful day. All has been well, and the people are happily going about their daily lives. But those sinister forces that once threatened Toyland are returning for revenge against those who banished them. We can only hope that the heroes who stopped them before can save the day again. All they have to do is believe in toys…
Barnaby was his usual grumpy self. He had it all once, or so he had thought. Like any greedy person, Barnaby decided wanting more was the way, which cost him what he had. He regretted his actions when he had been parted from his money and power over the townsfolk. At least that's what his therapist, Blinky, told him in group meetings. His brother, Clyde, was on sabbatical after a previous incident caused by a former member taking the group's motto too seriously. It didn't matter too much; as long as the villains in attendance saw a ghost, they could claim they had a Spiritual awakening. Like everyone else there, Barnaby had come in with his head down. He felt he would never have been brought so low as to lose to his nemesis. That happened to other villains, not him, or so he had thought. But there he was with a knot in his stomach, walking towards the "Bad-Anon" room for the villain support group meeting.
As he entered the room, all the villains in attendance looked at him, not believing the face they were seeing. Those in attendance and coming in after him at that moment figured he would never end up there for support as he was in too good a position. He might have a few ups and downs but would have no problem recovering from them. This assumption was primarily because of the Lord of Toys, the Toymaster, and his forgiving nature. As any villain would, they found it laughable and obvious to exploit. Even significant losses to the good guys would only result in a slap on the wrist from him in the end and a sappy plea to redeem himself. But to their shock, they heard rumors Barnaby had been banished to Bogeyland, and his arrival had confirmed their suspicions.
Bogeyland was its own dark domain, not unlike the Forest of No Return, but with fewer trees. Cloudy skies, numerous bogs, twisted trees, thorny vines, and weeds peppered the landscape. But most importantly, there were the horrifying Bogeymen. They lurked throughout Bogeyland and had no problem eating wayward souls lost or banished to Bogeyland. However, people on the side of evil were generally safe as the monsters and demons recognized their familiar evil auras. The more virtuous peoples, therefore, feared Bogeyland most of all. However, The Forest of No Return and Goblin Forest were close behind. The only difference between the two dark forests was that the Goblin King had declared dominion over the smaller side of the Forest of No Return. A river separated the huge forest into two large halves, each spanning miles, and thereafter the Goblin territory was called the Goblin Forest.
Only direct physical confrontations could result in potential loss of life from the monsters of the dark realm. The Bogeymen and Goblins of their respective lands otherwise lurked in the shadows, only their glowing eyes giving their positions away. But for those villains who had unyielding willpower, the Goblins and Bogeymen would follow them and act as an evil army, bringing ruin wherever they went. These villains were called "Masterminds" and had sway over a certain number of weak-minded goblins or bogeymen whom they called "Minions," depending on their auras level. A physically stronger villain or the smartest one in the room; wouldn't necessarily control a relatively equal number of minions. Their evil aura level determined that, and Barnaby's was off the charts. On top of that, when masterminds worked together, their combined auras could make their minions stronger still.
Barnaby's final recourse was to go to Cole Castle and speak with the ruler of Toyland, Ole King Cole, to get him to reverse the decision. Surely the head of a centralized power hierarchy would understand his plight. But good luck with that, as Cole, being a jolly soul and relatively younger than the name would imply, found it far more interesting to make a game of things. He was dressed in the current fashion of the year and kept up with what was in style. His wife was the beautiful Queen of Hearts, Anne. After the previous rulers stepped down, the two became the new respective monarchs of their kingdoms; Toyland and Wonderland. Their optimistic outlook and cheerful demeanors brought a sense of bright futures until that was a particular incident in Toy Town. Whereby a cruel, wicked man led an army of Bogeymen to attack. Word traveled near and far around the kingdom; the man responsible had been defeated but was mysteriously carried by his army to Cole City.
Leading theories by Toyland Investigation Department or the TID suggested that Barnaby maintained control over the Bogeymen who brought him to where he was thinking about, namely, Cole City. The King and Queen, busy being socialites, were suddenly informed of what had happened, which was why they held an audience with Silas Barnaby. It was an attempt to take advantage of the spectacle of it all. Also, Cole and Anne had no problem showcasing their ability to be quick, decisive leaders as well. Cole couldn't help but find how funny this had all ended up being and had to concentrate on keeping from bursting out laughing.
As he said, "Barnaby, your treacherous ways are known to all in Toyland at this point. You came fuming, kicking, and shaking your hands in the air into Cole City and were thusly dropped off by the Bogeymen outside the city limits. You proved your evil aura is capable of controlling them even in defeat. If my father were still King by rights, you would be thrown into the stockade, tarred and feathered. But let's be sporting about things, hmm, old chap? If you can salvage Bogeyland and turn things around there, we'll see what can be done about your exile status. Now, if you'll excuse us, my wife and I must dance divine to the Fiddlers Three."
Barnaby retorted, "Are you kidding me!? Ahem, I mean your majesty. Toyland needs my wisdom and guidance, especially Toy Town. Jack B. Nimble's bungling will only cause ruin, and even worse, the Toymaster is out of touch and confused in his old age. He fears my strict disciplinary style will hurt people's feelings and is too scary for children. Toyland needs a strong leader. One that will not let this cookie crisis continue. And with but a word from you-." Cole raised a finger, instantly signaling an end to Barnaby's rant, and said, "Obviously, we are aware of our position, as is our beautiful wife, The Queen of Hearts Anne." Anne was as beautiful as could be and quite aware of influential people across the realm. She replied, "You flatter me, husband. But where are my manners? I would have hoped not to arrive late to see... him."
Cole happily turned to face his wife and said, "Why yes, my dear, Mr. Barnaby was just planning on agreeing to right the wrongs in Bogeyland. Or die trying, Haha!" Anne putting her hands together and addressing the court, said, "Oh, how splendid! It is rare to see such bravery indeed. I hope Mr. Barnaby is well aware of the task at hand and how those who are not careful in that place are devoured. However, I have heard reports that the current residents have attempted to build cobblestone streets and homes to make them feel more civilized. Gasp! I think there is even a pub there called, what was it? Westward Timpani? How curious. Maybe my ladies in waiting and I can go sometimes; giggle.".
Released as declassified information under permission by the Northern Intelligence Administration for the purpose of a reading or audiobook series of formatted bedtime stories to help children sleep.
Jack B. Nimble………..Tenchi Masaki
Mary Contrary……………..Kylie Griffin
Tom Piper.……………………….Himself
Little Bo Peep……..……………Herself
Silas Barnaby…………………Himself
Georgie Porgy………………..Himself
The Jester……………Theodore West
Walter Wiley………………….Himself
Charlet Saylor………….…….Herself
Laverna Heist…………..…….Herself
Carmen Sandiego……….….Herself
Zack Monaghan………..….Himself
Ivy Monaghan…………..….Herself
Tatiana Cerileva Ezrin……..Herself
Paige Turner……..………….Herself
Sachi Karin…………………..Herself
Candy Corn……………..……Herself
Cabochon Diamond……….Herself
Ruslan………………………....Himself
Anya White………………….Herself
Pecos Bill……………………..Himself
D.Va…………………………….Herself
Pretty Bomber………………Herself
Miss Honey………………..…Herself
Kotetsu………………………..Himself
Bagura………………………..Himself
Nancy Drew…………………Herself
Jenny Leclue…………….….Herself
Carson Drew………………Himself
Phoenix Wright……………Himself
Apollo Justice…………….Himself
Everett Dred……………….Himself
Casey Hughes………………Himself
Humpty Dumpty..………Himself
And
Bill Paxton as the Toymail boss
The Emblem Warriors
Marth……………………….Himself
Ike……………………………Himself
Roy………………………….Himself
Lucina……………………Herself
Robin……………………..Himself
S.T.E.A.M.
Henry Fleming……….......Himself
John Henry………......…...Himself
Tom Sawyer…….………….Himself
Dorothy Gale………………..Herself
Scarecrow……………………Himself
Tin Man………………………Himself
Lion……………………………..Himself
The Fox………………………Herself
Queequeg……………………Himself
Randolph Carter………...Himself
Califia………………………..Herself
The Five Dastardly Bombers
Plasma Bomber………………..Himself
Golem Bomber……..…….……Himself
Magnet Bomber………….…….Himself
Phantom Bomber………………Himself
Elf Troopers
Red Trooper
Black Trooper
Blue Trooper
Pink Trooper
Yellow Trooper
Special Guests
The Nutcracker Prince……….………………………Hans
Queen Anne of Hearts……………………………….Anne
Ole King Cole…………………………………………..Cole
The Little Old Lady who Lived in a Shoe………………………Mother Hubbard
The Lord of Toys the, Santa Claus…………………………………….Saint Nicholas Claus
We find ourselves in Toyland once more. The sinister forces that befell the city were driven out by courageous children Ruslan and Charlet. While in their world, years have passed, in Toyland, it has only been a little while since that fateful day. All has been well, and the people are happily going about their daily lives. But those sinister forces that once threatened Toyland are returning for revenge against those who banished them. We can only hope that the heroes who stopped them before can save the day again. All they have to do is believe in toys…
Toyland, Toyland
Little girl and boy land
While you dwell within it
You are ever happy there
Childhood's joy land
Mystic merry Toyland
Once you pass its borders
You can ne'er return again
When you've grown up, my dears
And are as old as I
You'll laugh and ponder on the years
That roll so swiftly by, my dears
That roll so swiftly by
Childhood's joy land
Mystic merry Toyland
Once you pass its borders
You can ne'er return again
Little girl and boy land
While you dwell within it
You are ever happy there
Childhood's joy land
Mystic merry Toyland
Once you pass its borders
You can ne'er return again
When you've grown up, my dears
And are as old as I
You'll laugh and ponder on the years
That roll so swiftly by, my dears
That roll so swiftly by
Childhood's joy land
Mystic merry Toyland
Once you pass its borders
You can ne'er return again
Barnaby was his usual grumpy self. He had it all once, or so he had thought. Like any greedy person, Barnaby decided wanting more was the way, which cost him what he had. He regretted his actions when he had been parted from his money and power over the townsfolk. At least that's what his therapist, Blinky, told him in group meetings. His brother, Clyde, was on sabbatical after a previous incident caused by a former member taking the group's motto too seriously. It didn't matter too much; as long as the villains in attendance saw a ghost, they could claim they had a Spiritual awakening. Like everyone else there, Barnaby had come in with his head down. He felt he would never have been brought so low as to lose to his nemesis. That happened to other villains, not him, or so he had thought. But there he was with a knot in his stomach, walking towards the "Bad-Anon" room for the villain support group meeting.
As he entered the room, all the villains in attendance looked at him, not believing the face they were seeing. Those in attendance and coming in after him at that moment figured he would never end up there for support as he was in too good a position. He might have a few ups and downs but would have no problem recovering from them. This assumption was primarily because of the Lord of Toys, the Toymaster, and his forgiving nature. As any villain would, they found it laughable and obvious to exploit. Even significant losses to the good guys would only result in a slap on the wrist from him in the end and a sappy plea to redeem himself. But to their shock, they heard rumors Barnaby had been banished to Bogeyland, and his arrival had confirmed their suspicions.
Bogeyland was its own dark domain, not unlike the Forest of No Return, but with fewer trees. Cloudy skies, numerous bogs, twisted trees, thorny vines, and weeds peppered the landscape. But most importantly, there were the horrifying Bogeymen. They lurked throughout Bogeyland and had no problem eating wayward souls lost or banished to Bogeyland. However, people on the side of evil were generally safe as the monsters and demons recognized their familiar evil auras. The more virtuous peoples, therefore, feared Bogeyland most of all. However, The Forest of No Return and Goblin Forest were close behind. The only difference between the two dark forests was that the Goblin King had declared dominion over the smaller side of the Forest of No Return. A river separated the huge forest into two large halves, each spanning miles, and thereafter the Goblin territory was called the Goblin Forest.
Only direct physical confrontations could result in potential loss of life from the monsters of the dark realm. The Bogeymen and Goblins of their respective lands otherwise lurked in the shadows, only their glowing eyes giving their positions away. But for those villains who had unyielding willpower, the Goblins and Bogeymen would follow them and act as an evil army, bringing ruin wherever they went. These villains were called "Masterminds" and had sway over a certain number of weak-minded goblins or bogeymen whom they called "Minions," depending on their auras level. A physically stronger villain or the smartest one in the room; wouldn't necessarily control a relatively equal number of minions. Their evil aura level determined that, and Barnaby's was off the charts. On top of that, when masterminds worked together, their combined auras could make their minions stronger still.
Barnaby's final recourse was to go to Cole Castle and speak with the ruler of Toyland, Ole King Cole, to get him to reverse the decision. Surely the head of a centralized power hierarchy would understand his plight. But good luck with that, as Cole, being a jolly soul and relatively younger than the name would imply, found it far more interesting to make a game of things. He was dressed in the current fashion of the year and kept up with what was in style. His wife was the beautiful Queen of Hearts, Anne. After the previous rulers stepped down, the two became the new respective monarchs of their kingdoms; Toyland and Wonderland. Their optimistic outlook and cheerful demeanors brought a sense of bright futures until that was a particular incident in Toy Town. Whereby a cruel, wicked man led an army of Bogeymen to attack. Word traveled near and far around the kingdom; the man responsible had been defeated but was mysteriously carried by his army to Cole City.
Leading theories by Toyland Investigation Department or the TID suggested that Barnaby maintained control over the Bogeymen who brought him to where he was thinking about, namely, Cole City. The King and Queen, busy being socialites, were suddenly informed of what had happened, which was why they held an audience with Silas Barnaby. It was an attempt to take advantage of the spectacle of it all. Also, Cole and Anne had no problem showcasing their ability to be quick, decisive leaders as well. Cole couldn't help but find how funny this had all ended up being and had to concentrate on keeping from bursting out laughing.
As he said, "Barnaby, your treacherous ways are known to all in Toyland at this point. You came fuming, kicking, and shaking your hands in the air into Cole City and were thusly dropped off by the Bogeymen outside the city limits. You proved your evil aura is capable of controlling them even in defeat. If my father were still King by rights, you would be thrown into the stockade, tarred and feathered. But let's be sporting about things, hmm, old chap? If you can salvage Bogeyland and turn things around there, we'll see what can be done about your exile status. Now, if you'll excuse us, my wife and I must dance divine to the Fiddlers Three."
Barnaby retorted, "Are you kidding me!? Ahem, I mean your majesty. Toyland needs my wisdom and guidance, especially Toy Town. Jack B. Nimble's bungling will only cause ruin, and even worse, the Toymaster is out of touch and confused in his old age. He fears my strict disciplinary style will hurt people's feelings and is too scary for children. Toyland needs a strong leader. One that will not let this cookie crisis continue. And with but a word from you-." Cole raised a finger, instantly signaling an end to Barnaby's rant, and said, "Obviously, we are aware of our position, as is our beautiful wife, The Queen of Hearts Anne." Anne was as beautiful as could be and quite aware of influential people across the realm. She replied, "You flatter me, husband. But where are my manners? I would have hoped not to arrive late to see... him."
Cole happily turned to face his wife and said, "Why yes, my dear, Mr. Barnaby was just planning on agreeing to right the wrongs in Bogeyland. Or die trying, Haha!" Anne putting her hands together and addressing the court, said, "Oh, how splendid! It is rare to see such bravery indeed. I hope Mr. Barnaby is well aware of the task at hand and how those who are not careful in that place are devoured. However, I have heard reports that the current residents have attempted to build cobblestone streets and homes to make them feel more civilized. Gasp! I think there is even a pub there called, what was it? Westward Timpani? How curious. Maybe my ladies in waiting and I can go sometimes; giggle.".
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