Where in the world is the Coliseum?Who took the Sphinx and Cleopatra's needle?Who got the Guggenheim Museum?I don't see 'em, and where's the German soccer team? She took the bang out of KrakatoaShe stole the keys from Beethoven's pianoTook-a Little Italy and then SamoaI got to show her, she can't stoop any lower. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?Boston to Burma, Bath to OswegoWe've got to find her, got to confine herWhere in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Over in Dover, the cliffs are historyShe bagged the checkered flag - the Indy hasn't stopped yetNobody stops her con artistryShe's a mystery, she never even calls her sister. She took the lean from the Tower of PisaGot off the plane, her eardrums haven't popped yetSailed to Paris on a bogus visaThen just to tease her, she copped the smile from Mona Lisa. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?Grabbed Trinidad then hijacked TobagoWe've got to jail her, got to derail herWhere in the world is Carmen Sandiego?