[Chat Log] April-May 2019

[Chase]

Jelly doughnut juice? I can only have it if it's completely sugar-free. I'm hypoglycemic, sugar is guaranteed to put me into a coma.

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

Jelly doughnut juice? I can only have it if it's completely sugar-free. I'm hypoglycemic, sugar is guaranteed to put me into a coma.

Oh why of course *loads sugar free donuts made with 100% artificial sweeteners*

 

[Chase]

Seems suspicious... but *shrugs* okay.

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

*Puts on 500 dollar sunglasses* Hollywood Tenchi: Hey I even paid for mass marketing gotta go big or go home!

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

The Cog is Dead - THE INCREDIBLE JELLY DONUT JUICER (w/ Steam Powered Giraffe)

 

[Chase]

How much have you invested?

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

50,000,000,000 yen I got loaned from my granda(I have to pay him back...)

 

[Chase]

That's about... what? $460-465 million USD?

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

I dont think thats right? I think he would have challenged me to a fight to earn that much... then promptly kick my butt

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

about 500,000 USD for marketing

 

[Chase]

Ah, okay, you had originally written 50,000,000,000 yen, figured I'd check

 

[Tenchi Masaki]

yeah my mistake