Makes me think of buying tickets for San Diego Comic Con in 2011. The site crashed on three separate occasions and they finally moved to a different server.))
...I had thought of an acronym for a new piece of ACME tech (F.L.A.M.I.N.G.O.) and I was asking myself, hey, how would automatic doors at ACME work if Not A Chip and proximity activated. My brain smashed the two together.
"Napoleon attacked by rabbits" so I had to go google search it. "The story of Napoleon being "defeated" by rabbits during a hunt in 1807 is a humorous anecdote, but it's not a confirmed historical fact, though it is mentioned in General Thiébault's memoirs. "