Je suis une femme avec une chèvre de compagnie et je suis ici pour la livrer à une personne nommée Patty-I am a woman with a pet goat and I am here to deliver it to a person named Patty
Michelangelo wrote a poem about how much he hated painting the Sistine Chapel...One translation of the poem he sent to his friend begins: I’ve already grown a goiter from this torture, hunched up here like a cat in Lombardy(or anywhere else where the stagnant water’s poison).
Something just dawned on me. You know how we went from two digit years to four digit years because of the Y2K bug? In like 9K years we'll have to go to 5 digit years to combat the problem again