Tenchi Masaki
ACME Ace Detective, Inventor
- Best answers
- 1
- AMA
- findcarmen.com
- Known Aliases
- Tenko(don't ask), Kami Jack, Guy Smart, Tenten
- Color #
- 035096
News Reporter Bot: "Good evening ladies and gentlemen and all the ships at sea! Let's go to press, FLASH! I'd say hippies were crying but their too busy making deals with oil and gas companies. The Sierra Club refuses to comment mostly because they're trying to figure out what the oil companies want them to say about biomass. After thorough researching ACME Detectives Tenchi Masaki and Kylie Griffin on the case uncovered this Inconvenient Truth. All green energies are created through the use of fossil fuels and require continued fossil fuel use to operate effectively thereby increasing the amount of coal and oil burned in order to use "Green Alternatives". The Irony is almost funny, but this reporter is breathing a sigh of relief since no oil cans to drink makes me a dull rusty robot. enda
Kylie looking for hope; poured over investment files and found all major investment into green energy were on behalf of Coal and Oil companies. All investment companies are further supported by companies tied into the fossil fuel industrial complex. Ace detective Tenchi Masaki further elaborated, that when you see Haliburton funding anything it should be a red flag. The end result of this investigation reveals that all green alternatives are not actually green and the main proponents of the movement had been intentionally lying to the public to push an agenda. An agenda funded by corporate elites of fossil fuels who simply made deals with the green energy companies to increase their profits. The division has been noted however that there are people who cant accept this was all a lie and bitterly promote the same message; while those who know the truth happily took oil money seeing a chance to get attention for themselves and money before the truth becomes known worldwide.
Tenchi explained in technical terms that this reporter will be nice enough to simplify that all green materials are made through petroleum based manufacturing, and to power a green energy grid requires more energy than the green alternatives produces in power. That means coal or natural gas plants have to serve as a backup power system for the green power system in order to ensure there are no constant sudden blackouts. Failure to do so results in solar and wind generators suffering blackouts whenever cloudy days or the wind stops blowing. Apple, Amazon, and Google could not be reached for comment and claimed ACME will suffer consequences for exposing their claims of their companies being run on 100% green energy. Tenchi's response currently trending on YouTube was "meh". Kylie calm yet clearly angry stated she is never again aiding in this corporate agenda spearheaded by the Koch Brothers, and feels yucky about all those times she berated Tenchi for building gas guzzling trains, planes, and automobiles, instead of steam, or fusion powered only. However she did feel better about using said machines upon learning the facts of this case.
The tiny kid running around both of them trying to jump up high enough to get on camera stated, "Yay! my future will be a smog infested dystopia! Tenchi can you make cooler gas masks?" And that commentary got this reporter in the feel gears Mr. and Ms. America With humans not having any legitimate green energy sources to rely on, we are back to pre Captain Planet levels of pollution. Coal, oil, and gas companies are already transitioning back to what environmentalist thought was safe; Trees. And by loopholing around laws meant to protect forests by registering companies as Green renewable energy companies they get to harvest Biomass. What's that you ask? Well this reporter will tell you.
Based off ACME informants it was revealed that Biomass plants simply pay logging companies to cut down trees and can do so anywhere in their immediate vicinity of the plant. They then turn the trees into wood chips for burning the toxic pollutants; normally illegal to produce and dump, are simply dumped into rivers and lakes. Tenchi even said Lake Superior was a major dumping ground as a biomass plant was right next to the lake. Tenchi stated, "Its legal because they are classified as a renewable energy plant and that's just sad. They got an 11 million dollar grant to help open and officially claim they are only using "forest residue" to power the plant. Sugar cane growers in Brazil have been emboldened by this and are cutting down even more of the rain forest as a result of this turn of events. At this rate Ferngully in Australia really will be the last rainforest."
Kylie commented, "The green movement brought this on itself by selling out to fossil fuel companies. They then continue to lie to the public about not using fossil fuels at all and a green future will be cleaner which is the exact opposite of the truth. More fossil fuels have to be used to have a green only future! This makes me sick. There are no green alternatives that actually work without fossil fuels and now I'd say we were back where we started but really we never left in the first place." And that concludes this broadcast dear listeners the next time someone says they're green tell 'em what it means. This has been your friendly reporter bot reporting signing off wishing you and your loved ones a good night."
Kylie looking for hope; poured over investment files and found all major investment into green energy were on behalf of Coal and Oil companies. All investment companies are further supported by companies tied into the fossil fuel industrial complex. Ace detective Tenchi Masaki further elaborated, that when you see Haliburton funding anything it should be a red flag. The end result of this investigation reveals that all green alternatives are not actually green and the main proponents of the movement had been intentionally lying to the public to push an agenda. An agenda funded by corporate elites of fossil fuels who simply made deals with the green energy companies to increase their profits. The division has been noted however that there are people who cant accept this was all a lie and bitterly promote the same message; while those who know the truth happily took oil money seeing a chance to get attention for themselves and money before the truth becomes known worldwide.
Tenchi explained in technical terms that this reporter will be nice enough to simplify that all green materials are made through petroleum based manufacturing, and to power a green energy grid requires more energy than the green alternatives produces in power. That means coal or natural gas plants have to serve as a backup power system for the green power system in order to ensure there are no constant sudden blackouts. Failure to do so results in solar and wind generators suffering blackouts whenever cloudy days or the wind stops blowing. Apple, Amazon, and Google could not be reached for comment and claimed ACME will suffer consequences for exposing their claims of their companies being run on 100% green energy. Tenchi's response currently trending on YouTube was "meh". Kylie calm yet clearly angry stated she is never again aiding in this corporate agenda spearheaded by the Koch Brothers, and feels yucky about all those times she berated Tenchi for building gas guzzling trains, planes, and automobiles, instead of steam, or fusion powered only. However she did feel better about using said machines upon learning the facts of this case.
The tiny kid running around both of them trying to jump up high enough to get on camera stated, "Yay! my future will be a smog infested dystopia! Tenchi can you make cooler gas masks?" And that commentary got this reporter in the feel gears Mr. and Ms. America With humans not having any legitimate green energy sources to rely on, we are back to pre Captain Planet levels of pollution. Coal, oil, and gas companies are already transitioning back to what environmentalist thought was safe; Trees. And by loopholing around laws meant to protect forests by registering companies as Green renewable energy companies they get to harvest Biomass. What's that you ask? Well this reporter will tell you.
Based off ACME informants it was revealed that Biomass plants simply pay logging companies to cut down trees and can do so anywhere in their immediate vicinity of the plant. They then turn the trees into wood chips for burning the toxic pollutants; normally illegal to produce and dump, are simply dumped into rivers and lakes. Tenchi even said Lake Superior was a major dumping ground as a biomass plant was right next to the lake. Tenchi stated, "Its legal because they are classified as a renewable energy plant and that's just sad. They got an 11 million dollar grant to help open and officially claim they are only using "forest residue" to power the plant. Sugar cane growers in Brazil have been emboldened by this and are cutting down even more of the rain forest as a result of this turn of events. At this rate Ferngully in Australia really will be the last rainforest."
Kylie commented, "The green movement brought this on itself by selling out to fossil fuel companies. They then continue to lie to the public about not using fossil fuels at all and a green future will be cleaner which is the exact opposite of the truth. More fossil fuels have to be used to have a green only future! This makes me sick. There are no green alternatives that actually work without fossil fuels and now I'd say we were back where we started but really we never left in the first place." And that concludes this broadcast dear listeners the next time someone says they're green tell 'em what it means. This has been your friendly reporter bot reporting signing off wishing you and your loved ones a good night."
