Currently feeling frustrated with coworkers who don't pull their weight, disappear for long periods during their shifts, and roll eyes when you ask for help with something.
Happy Birthday, Lucy! *Sam and Socks screeched and ran because of the dogs* Hey you two wait for me! *After Jade dropped a $50 gift card from Petco onto Lucy's desk when the dogs growled at her and she ran off*
"You are likely thinking of the British cannonball embedded in the wall of Saint Paul's Episcopal Church in Norfolk, Virginia. It was fired by British ships during the shelling of the city on January 1, 1776—months before the United States declared independence."

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