Random but if you've ever seen Absolutely Fabulous (or, indeed, if you haven't)... you and I are totally the Patsy and Eddy of this place. Which makes Pats an extremely appropriate nickname.
Actually, the only thing that wasn't stolen at the Louvre's Apollo Gallery is the Regent Diamond, figure no one would take it because something to do with a curse.
Are you buying me hair dye or a suggesting a new DJ on Spotify?