*hiding because my vile coworkers called me cute*
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*looks at my carmen museum* my precious
currently eating a lemon like an orange*
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currently trying to break out of a straightjacket.
*is enjoying the silence*
currently wonders why dunkin donuts has a ghost pepper donut
I never wear jewelry because it is a hazard to a heist. bracelets, rings, anklets necklaces, and earrings can get caught on things. it can lead to injury, death, and arrest. rival thieves might mug me for my expensive jewels. It's best to stick to actual gadgets for my safety. I don't end up a fly caught in a web
*driving around an empty parking lot*
we are all mad here in wonderland.
i am hungry for fresh meat
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Lucy:
Q: Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? A: They’re a little meteor.
