My skills of threat evaluation notwithstanding, I learned to speak Bad English in the Corps. Part of the job, really, since that's one of the few languages highly fluent in communicating imminent use of force.
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Until I played one of the Carmen games from 1995 with Lynn Thigpen, and I found a note left behind from one of her agents, I didn't realize that Carmen pays her people too Lol