I didn’t sign up to be a detective that was never my plan in life
I didn’t have a plan in life
until I saw her one night stealing from a toy store across from my apartment window
she smirked at me as we made eye contact
that’s why I’m here at acme
I’m not good at this
Actually, the only thing that wasn't stolen at the Louvre's Apollo Gallery is the Regent Diamond, figure no one would take it because something to do with a curse.