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Crime and Pun-Ishment
Okay, here's the next one: Man is driving on a dirt road next to the desert, he sees a large lever in the sand. He goes down and he's seconds from pulling it, when a snake pops out and shouts "Don't touch that!" The man is clearly surprised to hear a talking snake, and he tries to spark up a...- Ken U Belevitt
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- Forum: Guessing Games
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Crime and Pun-Ishment
WINNER WINNER! Way to go Victorique!- Ken U Belevitt
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Crime and Pun-IshmentSince everyone in the chat enjoys puns so much, I decided to make them the subject of my new guessing games. Each of these very elaborate jokes ends in a one or two-word pun. Read out the text carefully, and then try to guess what the pun-ch line is. Okay here goes: A family who is very poor...
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- Forum: Guessing Games
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[Chat Log] March 1, 2019
(It's not a bad place to live, often very quiet)- Ken U Belevitt
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- Forum: Chat Logs
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[Chat Log] March 1, 2019
Ken is in Colorado and it looking to see if evening commute is going to get snow cancelled.- Ken U Belevitt
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[Chat Log] March 1, 2019
Ken is halfway decent. Ken could perhaps use a vegetable and some roughage.- Ken U Belevitt
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[Chat Log] March 1, 2019
hello...I'm back after theusual....studying, lunch, a few cookies, and then a nap- Ken U Belevitt
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[Chat Log] March 1, 2019
Aw heck, i'm eating. Back in a couple hours....- Ken U Belevitt
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What do they call that extra meal, I think they have in Germany and Austria, that's usually just...
What do they call that extra meal, I think they have in Germany and Austria, that's usually just a piece of pastry and some coffee?- Ken U Belevitt
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[Chat Log] March 1, 2019
debating a lunch at the organic sandwich shop just before class. or waiting until after class and eating wherever I can dream.- Ken U Belevitt
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Currently putting things that melted in plug sockets into tupperware containers for microwaving.
Currently putting things that melted in plug sockets into tupperware containers for microwaving.- Ken U Belevitt
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TECS users as the major arcana (tarot)
I'd make a significant bid for the hanged man.- Ken U Belevitt
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- Forum: Idle Things
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Update on the Netflix Carmen show!
Which isn't to say they didn't take advantage of the timeliness.- Ken U Belevitt
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- Forum: Idle Things
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[Chat Log] March 1, 2019
Chase's writing exercise...my fart limerick.- Ken U Belevitt
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Writing Detainee Racket Bionic Luxury Doomsday
There once was a Guam detainee With bean lunches his sole luxury Whose colon, bionic, Made a racket iconic, And cast doomsday below a tall tree- Ken U Belevitt
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- Forum: Writers' Loft
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Lucy:
Hey @Tenchi Masaki You remember the threads where we put 5 words in French, Spanish amd other languages? Could you teach us some Japanese words please? I think it'd be fun! -
Laverna:
Breaking news: historians believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that once belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson said, "They're so badly chewed on the ends, we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B." -
Claire Yeon:
||As someone who recently conducted several job interviews, I am happy to advise.|| -
Lucy:
I remember some rules but I forget others....such as don't bring your children, don't chew gum. don't arrive late. Bring your resume.
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Lucy:
In other news....so much for being enthusiastic about the new Carmen game. I'm finding disappointing spoilers from the first ones to play it...
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Lucy:
Maybe later when I have time and if people are curious enough I can post the spoilers here....
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Lucy:
"Napoleon attacked by rabbits" so I had to go google search it. "The story of Napoleon being "defeated" by rabbits during a hunt in 1807 is a humorous anecdote, but it's not a confirmed historical fact, though it is mentioned in General Thiébault's memoirs. "
