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  1. Ken U Belevitt

    Crime and Pun-Ishment

    Okay, here's the next one: Man is driving on a dirt road next to the desert, he sees a large lever in the sand. He goes down and he's seconds from pulling it, when a snake pops out and shouts "Don't touch that!" The man is clearly surprised to hear a talking snake, and he tries to spark up a...
  2. Ken U Belevitt

    Crime and Pun-Ishment

    WINNER WINNER! Way to go Victorique!
  3. Ken U Belevitt

    Crime and Pun-Ishment

    No, but you're in the ballpark.
  4. Ken U Belevitt

    [Chat Log] March 1, 2019

    sun damage is overrated
  5. Ken U Belevitt

    [Chat Log] March 1, 2019

    Id' say that's fair too
  6. Ken U Belevitt

    Crime and Pun-Ishment

    Since everyone in the chat enjoys puns so much, I decided to make them the subject of my new guessing games. Each of these very elaborate jokes ends in a one or two-word pun. Read out the text carefully, and then try to guess what the pun-ch line is. Okay here goes: A family who is very poor...
  7. Ken U Belevitt

    [Chat Log] March 1, 2019

    (It's not a bad place to live, often very quiet)
  8. Ken U Belevitt

    [Chat Log] March 1, 2019

    Ken is in Colorado and it looking to see if evening commute is going to get snow cancelled.
  9. Ken U Belevitt

    [Chat Log] March 1, 2019

    Ken is halfway decent. Ken could perhaps use a vegetable and some roughage.
  10. Ken U Belevitt

    [Chat Log] March 1, 2019

    hello...I'm back after theusual....studying, lunch, a few cookies, and then a nap
  11. Ken U Belevitt

    [Chat Log] March 1, 2019

    muh muh muh muh..
  12. Ken U Belevitt

    [Chat Log] March 1, 2019

    Aw heck, i'm eating. Back in a couple hours....
  13. Ken U Belevitt

    What do they call that extra meal, I think they have in Germany and Austria, that's usually just...

    What do they call that extra meal, I think they have in Germany and Austria, that's usually just a piece of pastry and some coffee?
  14. Ken U Belevitt

    [Chat Log] March 1, 2019

    debating a lunch at the organic sandwich shop just before class. or waiting until after class and eating wherever I can dream.
  15. Ken U Belevitt

    Currently putting things that melted in plug sockets into tupperware containers for microwaving.

    Currently putting things that melted in plug sockets into tupperware containers for microwaving.
  16. Ken U Belevitt

    TECS users as the major arcana (tarot)

    I'd make a significant bid for the hanged man.
  17. Ken U Belevitt

    Update on the Netflix Carmen show!

    Which isn't to say they didn't take advantage of the timeliness.
  18. Ken U Belevitt

    [Chat Log] March 1, 2019

    mmmmmmmmmm....I love my woik..
  19. Ken U Belevitt

    [Chat Log] March 1, 2019

    Chase's writing exercise...my fart limerick.
  20. Ken U Belevitt

    Writing Detainee Racket Bionic Luxury Doomsday

    There once was a Guam detainee With bean lunches his sole luxury Whose colon, bionic, Made a racket iconic, And cast doomsday below a tall tree
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  • Lucy Lucy:
    Hey @Tenchi Masaki You remember the threads where we put 5 words in French, Spanish amd other languages? Could you teach us some Japanese words please? I think it'd be fun!
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    Breaking news: historians believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that once belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson said, "They're so badly chewed on the ends, we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B."
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  • Lucy Lucy:
    You know, I miss Carmen too. I hope she's doing well :(
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  • Lucy Lucy:
    someone said job interviews are humiliation rituals and I coudln't agree more......
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  • Claire Yeon Claire Yeon:
    ||As someone who recently conducted several job interviews, I am happy to advise.||
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  • Lucy Lucy:
    Clare.....I've been doing mock interviews with people and they aren't giving me feedback LOL
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  • Lucy Lucy:
    I remember some rules but I forget others....such as don't bring your children, don't chew gum. don't arrive late. Bring your resume.
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    give a good handshake
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  • Tenchi Masaki Tenchi Masaki:
    Having children ask why every time you answer a question would be a little awkward
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  • Lucy Lucy:
    In other news....so much for being enthusiastic about the new Carmen game. I'm finding disappointing spoilers from the first ones to play it...
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  • Lucy Lucy:
    Maybe later when I have time and if people are curious enough I can post the spoilers here....
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  • Lucy Lucy:
    Q: What do you call a bunny in a Kilt? A: A hopscotch :D :D
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    Aye lass the peaky blinders would be proud of ye
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  • Lucy Lucy:
    Alright the question's come up again and now it's driving mad LOL.
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  • Lucy Lucy:
    "Napoleon attacked by rabbits" so I had to go google search it. "The story of Napoleon being "defeated" by rabbits during a hunt in 1807 is a humorous anecdote, but it's not a confirmed historical fact, though it is mentioned in General Thiébault's memoirs. "
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  • Deric Storm Deric Storm:
    (Lord, it felt good to get that creative blockage out of my head)
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  • Deric Storm Deric Storm:
    Felt good to do something on here besides clear spam
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  • Lucy Lucy:
    I'm glad Deric. I was wondering if you guys would be able to finish Ultramarine
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    Lucy Lucy: I'm glad Deric. I was wondering if you guys would be able to finish Ultramarine
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