Eartha
- Gender
- Female
- Occupation
- Personal Trainer
- Full Name
- Eartha Brute (Born Edyta Zofia Czeslawa Zielinski)
- Known Aliases
- Earth, Edyth, EB, Sheila Rose
- Age
- 30
- Physique
- Body Builder
- Eye Color
- Blue
- Hair Color
- Green
- Appearance
- Tall and brawny with the odd scar or bruise from colliding into glass doors.
- Character Background
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Eartha Brute was born Edyta Zofia Czeslawa Zielinski and raised in a Polish orphanage until the age of 7 when she was adopted by her mentor Marek Ladziak and his wife Apolonia. Ladziak was an obsessive body builder and won the Polish National Prize on several occasions. He helped her understand muscle toning and physique, and even helped Eartha enter a youth body building contest when she was 16. She left with second prize.
After Ladziak's sudden death when she was 18, Edyta was given a sum of money and parted ways with her adoptive mother. She migrated to the United Kingdom where she began training the rich and famous.
At a rave in Ibiza, she was introduced to a young socialite who was recovering from something she called a 'tennis elbow' but was clearly an injury caused by excessive globe-trotting. After a few training sessions they bonded, and Eartha became an indispensable part of VILE.
- Personality
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Outwardly, she's strong, vivacious, a regular comedienne with a love for bright colors and a firm believer in action speaking louder than words. Inwardly, she's a concealed romantic, keeping a personal library of romance books. Eartha keeps a secret diary of her imaginary or one-sided pursuits for love, which she vents to almost religiously.
It's apparent that everyone in VILE knows of this book, because Eartha mentioned it unintentionally on many occasions. Most leave her be and those who tried to read it have found her handwriting impossible. Her recent limerences include good guy detectives and watch collectors.
- Aspirations
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-To finish her own collection of romance stories.
-To match at least one couple and give a speech at their wedding.
-To fix Vic's hunch.
- Color #
- C17E00
Following
Trophies
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5
Post Dedication
30 messages posted! Now that's dedication! -
15
Seriously Likable!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes. -
5
One Year
You've been registered here for 1 year! -
1
First Like
Somebody liked one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more! -
1
First Post
You've posted your first message! -
1
Phisiquely There
You've chosen a physique for your character! -
10
Likable
Your messages have been liked 25 times. You're in the cool crowd now. -
1
There she goes!
You've selected the female gender.
- No one is chatting at the moment.
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Victorique:
Theres a canonball stuck in a wall on one street thats older than the United States -
Lucy:
"You are likely thinking of the British cannonball embedded in the wall of Saint Paul's Episcopal Church in Norfolk, Virginia. It was fired by British ships during the shelling of the city on January 1, 1776—months before the United States declared independence." -
Deric Storm:
It was never fully confirmed (but is pretty darn likely) that Malcolm Avalon is Carmen's father. -
Laverna:
@Deric Storm, isnt there no true backstory of Carmen if you realize every Carmen is different -
Victorique:
I was going to try to figure out the address of the cannonball but i got distracted looking at the masonry for the Castillo
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Victorique:
I should make my bf take me sometime since he lives up the coast from it
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Lucy:
Why do Chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors, they would be called chicken sedans.
