((First published December 2012. This story is based directly on an unpublished journal entry between Carmen Sandiego and Dragon. It can be found here: [LINK]. It is now being posted here for archival purposes.))
Dorfsee Lake, near Felde, Germany
94.7 Kilometers North of Hamburg...
Really, @Lucy?!?! I could ask that or start asking myself, 'Where in The World is Lee Jordan?' or 'Where in The World are Zack and Ivy?' I mean no one knows where everybody us at.