((First published December 2012. This story is based directly on an unpublished journal entry between Carmen Sandiego and Dragon. It can be found here: [LINK]. It is now being posted here for archival purposes.))
Dorfsee Lake, near Felde, Germany
94.7 Kilometers North of Hamburg...
fun facts: Quokkas naturally look like they’re smiling because of the shape of their mouths. The internet adopted them as “the happiest animal,” though in reality they’re just little nocturnal marshmallow creatures trying to survive like everything else.
Edited because the answer was wrong and needs rewording: I am one of the great world cities that sits near major fault lines. Cats roam my ancient ruins. Empires fought endlessly over me because I connected continents. Where am I?”