I've taken to shortening Eugene to Euge, pronounced similar to Huge. On that note, I have also been called Huge Jeans from time to time. Not used very often anymore, but I also have been called Earl Jr, a holdover from my days in the corps.
Until I played one of the Carmen games from 1995 with Lynn Thigpen, and I found a note left behind from one of her agents, I didn't realize that Carmen pays her people too Lol