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[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019
My mate just said to me, “If you became invisible, what would you do first?”I said, “I’d go to Paris, find a performing street mime and beat him to death; the round of applause he’d get would be astounding. -
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[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019
A little girl opens the door to find a priest with a collection tin.“What can I do for you, Father?”“I’m collecting for the orphanage.”“Just a moment,” says the little girl, closing the door.The priest waits patiently, then suddenly hears first one gunshot, then another. The little girl returns... -
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[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019
I got pulled over by the police — He came to the window and said “papers.” … ……I said “scissors, I win” — and drove off … ……He must be desperate for a rematch as he’s been chasing me for ages! -
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[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019
I committed the perfect crime: I put a mime artist in an airtight glass box.Nobody suspected a thing -
[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019
Whats the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief? …An amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!” …A professional thief says, “Sign here please…. -
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[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019
11.34: Sherlock Holmes arrived at the crime scene11.34: Examined body. Signs of a struggle11.34: Found murder weapon in the drain11.34: Realised watch was broken -
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[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019
My uncle always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.”One day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money.It was my uncle -
[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019
What I stole the blood from the black market -
[Chat Log] Nov-Dec 2019
I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask waaaay too many personal questionsLike, “who’s blood is this”, and “where did you get it -
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