Prob the time I had a tree fall on my leg when rolling it down a hill, leaving a long bloody and bruised gouge out of my leg. That or my 4+ concussions.
"Napoleon attacked by rabbits" so I had to go google search it. "The story of Napoleon being "defeated" by rabbits during a hunt in 1807 is a humorous anecdote, but it's not a confirmed historical fact, though it is mentioned in General Thiébault's memoirs. "