TBG: 1.1: ARSON IN THE PARK!

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[hr][/hr]San Francisco | Friday, Febuary 7. 2014 | Vol. 001 Issue 001[hr][/hr]​

[bimg=fleft]http://findcarmen.com/data/photos/m/0/109-1391716317-051b64ad749f26656949ec9a1454ef9f.jpg[/bimg]Breaking News: Arson in the Park! A fire broke out during what was said to be an afternoon luncheon. Sources say Park Chalet employee Tim Walker was arrested for suspected arson. ACME Detectives Rose Ningolsham, Derringer Aragon and Nevon Blair were hailed as heroes for reuniting a family. Witnesses say that prior to the fire's report, giant flying squirrels were spotted above the location.
[fieldset=[B]It's A Bird, A Plane, A... Plane![/B]
|100]ACME Detectives set off to salvage Tall Glass, a Bristol Blenheim bomber from World War II in Algeria. Heartthrob Lee Jordan on the case.
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[bimg=fleft]http://findcarmen.com/data/photos/m/0/108-1391716313-47d2906c5383178eb8f4a23f15b64f85.jpg[/bimg] On the Wire - Sources say suspected V.I.L.E. agents have been seen entering various airports in Brazil. Could this be a Carnival of Crime or just a World Cup of Coincidence? A drunken "Brute" spotted at the wrong Rio and a suspicious Jester heard singing Barry Manilow's, Copacabana!

Sightings! - A Swedish Male of athletic build has been seen loitering around the ACME Library, possibly selling or engaging in the use of narcotic substances due to his hyper-paranoid demeanor. Glitter trail evident. In other news, all clay pigeons mysteriously vanish from the Academy shooting range. Mix up in reordering caused real pigeons to be delivered yesterday.

Is LOVE in the Air? - We have reports of new ACME Agent Colleen Slate and a possible jumping-robot love. Dr. Sophie Conrad seen with a masked mystery man, and is flight instructor Eugene Grovington falling for ACME poster girl Ivy Monaghan? Too bad, Ivy was seen leaving a bar with rumored beau Ann Tickwittee.

The One Percent - Are ACME's purchases getting out of hand? We got this story before PR Extraordinaire Tanya Erzin could spin it. Inside sources state that ACME's Director of Operations Chase Devineaux has ordered an antique meat slicer for his office. He's obviously keeping his cold cuts in lean times.

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  • Chase Chase:
    Event shots are small fry though. This kid is like a big fish in a small pond (not that he's cocky). But when he comes work for me, he'll be among 10 others who sometime work 12-hour shoots and stay up until 5 AM editing shots for clients.
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  • Chase Chase:
    Evening, Storm.
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  • Eugene Eugene:
    My gut instinct so far is saying to take Kid on. The status quo may be comfortable, but I think it would ultimately do more harm than good.
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  • Chase Chase:
    I'm definitely taking this kid.
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  • Chase Chase:
    Not sure if I owe my friend a courtesy call, though.
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  • Eugene Eugene:
    I'd say have Friend talk to the kid first, so he understands kid's ambitions, than you two have your courtesy call.
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  • Chase Chase:
    I know this friend's going to be disappointed I didn't tell him the minute I saw this kid come interview. That said, though, maybe it's a decent test of 'friendship'.
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  • Chase Chase:
    Would probably be a lot easier if the window of his condo doesn't point directly to the window of my apartment...
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  • Eugene Eugene:
    Yes, it's always disappointing to lose talent, but I don't think it's grounds for ending a friendship.
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    ...
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  • Chase Chase:
    Yeah, turns out Berlin is still a small town.
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  • Eugene Eugene:
    Right...
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  • Eugene Eugene:
    What I was getting at was if I begrudged every team lead who poached talent from me, I would have lost friends quick.
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  • Chase Chase:
    True, and this kid came to me, I didn't poach him. Ethically, we're solid.
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  • Eugene Eugene:
    Either way, when you give Friend the courtesy call, recommend he talk to Kid to understand Kid's ambitions.
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  • Chase Chase:
    Probably the best angle for now, thanks for that.
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  • Eugene Eugene:
    It's what I'm here for, when I'm not showing you night vision ocular injections.
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  • Chase Chase:
    How did your interview go with the station?
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  • Eugene Eugene:
    Fairly good, but I ultimately didn't get it.
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  • Eugene Eugene:
    They didn't specify they were looking for a head broadcast engineer, whereas I was approaching it like a junior position.
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  • Eugene Eugene:
    However, he did give me a few referrals. Even said at one point "You definitely talk the talk"
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  • Eugene Eugene:
    My lack of paper certifications is holding be back some as well.
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  • Eugene Eugene:
    Time for me to hit the sack. Catch you later @Chase, @Deric Storm.
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    Night Euge, have a great sleep
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  • Chase Chase:
    Talking the talk is half the battle
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