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Crime and Pun-Ishment
Okay, here's the next one: Man is driving on a dirt road next to the desert, he sees a large lever in the sand. He goes down and he's seconds from pulling it, when a snake pops out and shouts "Don't touch that!" The man is clearly surprised to hear a talking snake, and he tries to spark up a...- Ken U Belevitt
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- Forum: Guessing Games
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Crime and Pun-Ishment
WINNER WINNER! Way to go Victorique!- Ken U Belevitt
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Crime and Pun-IshmentSince everyone in the chat enjoys puns so much, I decided to make them the subject of my new guessing games. Each of these very elaborate jokes ends in a one or two-word pun. Read out the text carefully, and then try to guess what the pun-ch line is. Okay here goes: A family who is very poor...
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- Forum: Guessing Games
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[Chat Log] March 1, 2019
(It's not a bad place to live, often very quiet)- Ken U Belevitt
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- Forum: Chat Logs
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[Chat Log] March 1, 2019
Ken is in Colorado and it looking to see if evening commute is going to get snow cancelled.- Ken U Belevitt
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[Chat Log] March 1, 2019
Ken is halfway decent. Ken could perhaps use a vegetable and some roughage.- Ken U Belevitt
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[Chat Log] March 1, 2019
hello...I'm back after theusual....studying, lunch, a few cookies, and then a nap- Ken U Belevitt
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[Chat Log] March 1, 2019
Aw heck, i'm eating. Back in a couple hours....- Ken U Belevitt
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What do they call that extra meal, I think they have in Germany and Austria, that's usually just...
What do they call that extra meal, I think they have in Germany and Austria, that's usually just a piece of pastry and some coffee?- Ken U Belevitt
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[Chat Log] March 1, 2019
debating a lunch at the organic sandwich shop just before class. or waiting until after class and eating wherever I can dream.- Ken U Belevitt
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Currently putting things that melted in plug sockets into tupperware containers for microwaving.
Currently putting things that melted in plug sockets into tupperware containers for microwaving.- Ken U Belevitt
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TECS users as the major arcana (tarot)
I'd make a significant bid for the hanged man.- Ken U Belevitt
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- Forum: Idle Things
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Update on the Netflix Carmen show!
Which isn't to say they didn't take advantage of the timeliness.- Ken U Belevitt
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- Forum: Idle Things
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[Chat Log] March 1, 2019
Chase's writing exercise...my fart limerick.- Ken U Belevitt
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Writing Detainee Racket Bionic Luxury Doomsday
There once was a Guam detainee With bean lunches his sole luxury Whose colon, bionic, Made a racket iconic, And cast doomsday below a tall tree- Ken U Belevitt
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- Forum: Writers' Loft
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Jon Eckart:
It's been gradually slowing for years... the theory has to do with the aging of the galaxy... it's not that we build tall stuff or heavy stuff (those have no impact on that). -
Jon Eckart:
What would the movie night thing take to do? Is there a way to limit it to members only (on here), or would any glance at chat give away the whole thing?
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Jon Eckart:
My big tower can handle the processing, no problem (Threadripper 3950X 24-core (48 counting hyperthreads), 128gigs RAM, a Titan X 12gig video card, 8 harddrives)
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Jade:
Update on the Louvre Robbery: there are four more being arrested today, unfortunately there's no trace of the jewels being found since October 19th according to BBC News.
