Happy April fools day

Discussion in 'Idle Things' started by Invader, Mar 31, 2015.

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Who to send me to ?

  1. A random V.I.L.E member

    2 vote(s)
    33.3%
  2. A random ACME member.

    4 vote(s)
    66.7%
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  1. Joe Kerr

    Joe Kerr V.I.L.E. Agent

    Messages:
    115
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    VILE Agent, Part-Time Security Consultant
    Location:
    Tivoli Gardens, Denmark
    Color #:
    8a2be2
    Wonders what is going on with this crazy place...
     
    Joe Kerr threw a 6-faced die for: water balloons Total: 6
    Joe Kerr threw a 45-faced die for: stage one Total: 29
    Joe Kerr threw a 45-faced die for: stage two Total: 3
    Joe Kerr threw a 50-faced die for: stage three Total: 1
    Joe Kerr threw a 38-faced die for: stage four Total: 6
    Joe Kerr threw a 5-faced die for: stage five Total: 4
    Joe Kerr threw a 12-faced die for: balloon popping Total: 12
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  2. Joe Kerr

    Joe Kerr V.I.L.E. Agent

    Messages:
    115
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    VILE Agent, Part-Time Security Consultant
    Location:
    Tivoli Gardens, Denmark
    Color #:
    8a2be2
    (based on dice rolls in previous post)

    Joe dodges the water bombs with ease before entering stage one.

    Joe sees marshmallow cannons and thinks nothing of them...until he realizes that the marshmallows are melting due to being fired out of the cannons. He dodges like crazy but still gets a few stray globs of marshmallow on him. He enters stage two.

    Joe sees a ton of false exits. He face-faults behind his mask and fishes through his pockets and pulls out a small rubber ball. He kicks the rubber ball through each exit until he finds the one that the ball doesn't come back through. He enters into stage three.

    Joe immediately realizes that there are ping pong balls in buckets atop the doors. He shrugs off the prank and ping pong balls bounce harmlessly off him. He is grateful whoever set this up doesn't invest in slime and feathers...

    Joe enters stage four and finds an non-rigged room. Shrugging, he walks through into stage 5.

    Joe finds twelve balloons and pulls out the knife hidden in his jesters staff. He uses the knife to pop all the balloons (just in case there are fake keys).
    He uses the key to open the door.

    Joe sees the cake and realizes it's a fake. He moves on to vote for ACME because, "there are more of them than there are of us.".

    Joe chuckles and leaves.
     
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  3. Julie Justice

    Julie Justice Agent

    Messages:
    307
    Gender:
    Female
    Occupation:
    ACME Detecive
    Location:
    San Francisco
    Color #:
    White
    Julie has been working in her office all day. Totally forgetting what day it is, she leaves her office to get something to eat.
     
    Julie Justice threw a 6-faced die for: Glitter bombs on ceiling Total: 5
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