Eartha
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Eartha

V.I.L.E. Agent, Female

goes dress shopping. Feb 1, 2014

    1. Eartha
      Eartha
      goes dress shopping.
      1. Ivy and Ann like this.
    2. Eartha
      Eartha
      is doing reps in the closet for maximum isolation.
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      3. Chase
        Chase
        Can I assume you know Braille, then?
        Jan 28, 2014
      4. Eartha
        Eartha
        Never formally learned it but I'm killer at guessing what it says.
        Jan 28, 2014
      5. Eartha
        Eartha
        Read "Total Recall" by Arnold in Braille. What a romantic gentleman! And Austrailian too.
        Jan 28, 2014
    3. Eartha
      Eartha
      misunderstood the term "squatter's rights". Again.
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    4. Eartha
      Eartha
      is crushing it. Literally.
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  • About

    Gender:
    Female
    Occupation:
    V.I.L.E. Agent
    Full Name:
    Eartha Brute (Born Agnieszka Mikolajczak)
    Age:
    30
    Physique:
    Body Builder
    Eye Color:
    Blue
    Hair Color:
    Green
    Appearance:
    Tall and brawny with the odd scar or bruise from colliding into glass doors.
    Character Background:
    Born in 1983, Eartha Brute was raised in a South Boston orphanage until the age of 6. She spent the next decade in the care of her mentor, Dr. Tom Bradlee in a program for exceptionally athletic children. Although seemingly contented during this time, there is a record of an abrupt and unexplained departure. In order to survive on her own, Eartha tried various career paths (bouncer, repo woman, and a half day stint as a nanny) before finally settling on competitive bodybuilding.
    Personality:
    Having been largely prized for physical accomplishments, Eartha exhibits discipline and rigid loyalty to fitness routines. Although kind, she has a very bad temper often exhibited in a delayed reaction.
    Favorite Food: Meat
    Favorite Music: Industrial metal and 1950's ballads
    Favorite Film: Ravenhawk
    Favorite Philosophers: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dr. Atkins
    Favorite Book: Own diary of romantic anecdotes set on various pirate and space ships (accuracy of events questionable).
    Aspirations:
    -To excel at work and impress her boss.
    -To spell "Antarctica" correctly.
    -To meet the right someone and have a proper Polish Catholic wedding
    -To be president of the "Building Deadly Strength & Muscle" workout club (official title and location unconfirmed).
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